Local union 310 which operates on my opening page has not yet voted to strike, but they are causing some minor problems.

I am from Ontario and VERY proudly Canadian as you can tell from the flags. It has been said that the rest of the world is just a suburb of Ontario and that Toronto is the center of the universe!

There is a saying that I like:

1. Canadian by birth.
2. Canadian by choice.
3. Canadian by the grace of God.

Hey, when you live in the greatest country in the world who would want to live anywhere else? I just wish that my igloo would stop melting :-)

If you would like to see my views on the year 2000 issue click here. If you had not heard, Toronto passed the Y2K test for power. When Ontario Hydro moved their clocks ahead to Jan. 1, 2000 there was no disruption in service. If you live in Ontario you can rejoice that you will most likely have power in 2000!

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then this is the page for you!

If you have the time, send me an email and tell me how you liked my site. I love to get emails and I will try to respond to anything that you send. I know I have been getting hits on this page but no emails. It is time that some of you start writing:-)

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Here is something I thought was too good to put on my jokes page.

One day one of the higher ranking angels went looking for God to ask Him something. The angel could not find God anywhere. After six days of intense searching he finally found Him resting on a cloud and looking quite happy.

"Where have you been?" the angel asked. "I have been looking all over for you for the last six days."

"I have been creating a world. I call it earth. It is the best and most beautiful thing I have ever made. Everything is so perfectly balanced. I have put in two polar ice caps, an equator, different season, land, water, people of various colours, birds that fly and animals that crawl. Everything is in perfect balance."

"That is great", the angel said as he stared down at the small globe. "What is that", he asked as he pointed at a section of the land.

"That is the greatest part of my creation. That section of land is called "Canada". I have put the best people of my creation on that land. The people will be known around the world for their politness, intelligence, tolerance, peacekeeping, and their ability to love life. I have even invented a game called hockey for them and they will rule the game as no one else ever will."

"Wow," the angel said in amazement. "You must really like Canada. But I have one question for you. What is the balance for this great country of Canada?"

"Oh, that was easy", God replied. "Just look at the obnoxious loud mouths I put right below them!"

This joke is for patriotic purposes only and is not intended to offend anyone.

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